2. You like big three-ring binders full of copied boiler-plate text.
3. You enjoy blaming others for your problems and you've run out of internal scapegoats.
4. The little people in your organization think they have valuable opinions and you need someone to listen to their whining.
5. You can't get enough of bizlit phrases like "on a going forward basis", "multi-stakeholder paradigm shifts" and "disenfranchisment of global constituencies"
6. You're submissive and need to be told what to do.
7. You want to keep your people off balance and worried for their jobs. 8. You don't like the people you work with and want someone who has to listen to you.
9. Astrology doesn't seem to be working anymore and you need answers you can trust.
10. Because consultants need Porsches too.
To help Swift Fox Consulting increase the size of its Porsche fleet, call for an initial consultation.
No comments:
Post a Comment